talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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