Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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