i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Randomize
