i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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