ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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