i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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