the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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