careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
We're too hungover to prance.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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