I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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