is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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