return my video game
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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