i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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