I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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