In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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