i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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