so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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