i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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