your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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