Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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