We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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