I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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