I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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