He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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