Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You ate ashes out of my bong
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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