I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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