susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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