Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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