You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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