one word: firstdatebathroomanal
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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