I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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