I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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