ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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