shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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