Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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