Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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