Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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