I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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