she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
bring money and cleavage
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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