I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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