Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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