So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I seem to have left my pride at pride
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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