I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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