If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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