What a fucking waste of an outfit
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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