I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Randomize
