i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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