it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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