Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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