Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
no you cant smoke seaweed
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I love you. Go after that dick
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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