Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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