He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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