He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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