i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
did i walk over a car last night?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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