She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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