grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Dicks are not precious.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Randomize
