You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Semen is not good for contacts.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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