Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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