we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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