Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
oh god the rape fog is back!
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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